Mitochondria: They're overrated. They only burn energy. Without us, they wouldn’t even have food to burn. Mitochondrial diseases? Yeah, that's a thing. Weak organelle, weak performance.
Ribosomes: What do they even do? Just mindless protein factories, putting stuff together without any real vision. They can’t even work without instructions from DNA.
Golgi Apparatus: Wow, you're really good at packaging proteins. It's like being a glorified warehouse worker. Try producing something for once.